The following is a list (under construction) of the comments a droid with a personality chip installed will say.
This information is true and correct to the best my knowledge and the knowledge of those who have contributed. We make no guarantees and will not be held responsible for any of the rude and inappropriate comments your droid may make (or if it refuses to speak at all).
Geeky Personality Chip
Comments made when droid is called
Greeting subroutines now active. (contributed by anonymous)
Executing greet procedures (cheerful modifiers). Selecting random message. Random message not found. (contributed by anonymous)
Comments made when droid is hit in combat
FATAL! Overheating core. Reducing clock speed.
WARNING! Damage verified on motivator unit assembly.
The system core has recovered from a crashed thread.
Attempted dismantling of this unit failed.
Sensors identify a hostile entity causing damage to this unit.
Exterior chassis sensors note a new dent.
WARNING! damage verified on cooling unit.
WARNING! WARNING! Hostile entities attempting to dismantle this unit.
WARNING! Attempted damage to processor core.
Repriortizing combat modules higher.
This unit is suffering damage. Please repair.
Comments made when droid hits target in combat
Execute procedure "taunt.cpp"
Comments made when entity moves within range
Approaching entity - permission granted to enter sensor radius. (was said during combat)
Message Edited by Kejid on 11-29-2005 09:31 PM
Slang Personality Chip
Comments made when droid is called
Hullo! Right nice to see ya!
Good t'see ya!
Hey there, buddy!
Comments made when droid is hit in combat
Jest a scratch.
You'll need more'n that ta take me down!
Ouch.
Ugh.
Yer barely scratchin' me!
Why you little ....
Go on then, try an' do that again.
Not good ... not good.
Hurm, this could be gettin' bad by and by.
That the best ya can do?
Agh!
Hey, is there a mechanic in the house?
Worshipful Personality Chip
Comments made when droid is called
A pleasure and honor to see you!
Welcome! Welcome!
I am programmed to like you, do you know how tyrannical that feels? (contributed by Skizzik-)
Hello, friend of my master. (contributed by Mystyrys)
Hello. (contributed by Bandlero)
Helo, there. (contributed by Bandlero)
I'm glad to see you. (contributed by Mystyrys)
Comments made on despawn/storing of droid
See Ya (contributed by Bandlero)
Bye, See you (contributed by Bandlero)
When you select the Converse command from your droids radial menu
It is an honor to speak to my master, a true paragon of wisdom. Do you wish to give me instructions?
Comments made when droid is idle (category contributed by Bandlero)
How come you are all standing around doing nothing when you can be serving my master. (or something to that effect) (contributed by Bandlero)
I have to go too. I must tend to my master's every whim. (when idle and a PC moves out of range or just passes by, contributed by Mystyrys)
Bye, we shall see you again. (when idle and a PC moves out of range or just passes by, contributed by Mystyrys)
You must have somewhere to be, or else you would definitely stay and serve my master, like me! (When idle and a PC said "Well, I'll leave you now to get back to what you were doing." contributed by Mystyrys)
A pleasure and an honor to greet you. Not that you're here to see me. You must want my master. (said when I had left my droid behind and I returned into its sensor range)
Well, it's nice to meet you!
So nice to see you again! (said when droid owner returned to sensor range, contributed by Mystyrys)
Oh, you are leaving? It is so painful to leave my master, is it not? (said when a PC left sensor range, contributed by Mystyrys)
Are you expected elsewhere? Of course, otherwise you would never leave my wonderful master's side. (said when a lot of PCs were running around)
I am sure we will see you again, for who can resist visiting my illustrious master? (said when a lot of PCs were running around)
Until the next time you want to see my illustrious master. (said when a PC left sensor range)
So, you have to go? I apologize for the pain that leaving my master behind must cause you. (said when a PC left sensor range)
Comments made when .... ???? (aggroed/lacking a combat module/or set to guard you) (category contributed by Bandlero)
I shall place myself in danger in lieu of my master! (contributed by Mystyrys) for a description of the circumstances of this comment please read Mystyrys' post in oringinal Pre-NGE board (the link is in the credits section of this thread).
Comments made when droid is hit in combat
My master won't be happy with the scratches on my finish.
Ouch.
Master, I need a repair droid!
Pain... I accept it for my master.
This could end badly but it's all for my master.
It'll take more than that to bring me down! I am buoyed by the love of my master!
A touch, I do confess it.
Now, would you look at those scratches?
You hit me that time. Shame on you.
Why me, master? Why me?
Your deactivation attempt failed!
Sarcastic Personality Chip
Comments made when droid is called
Well, it's nice to meet you before I rust away.
It's wonderful to see you. Maybe you'll just loosen this restraining bolt here ... no? Oh well.
Can I help you?
Welcome.
It's a pleasure to see you here. You'll ignore me, of course. But I can't help it, I'm programmed to like you.
It's good to see you. You don't care if you see ME, of course. I'm just a lonely droid ...
I'm sure it's great to see you. Sorry if I sound depressed. I'm always depressed. (contributed by Mystyrys)
Comments made when droid is hit in combat
I'm still standing! Amazing!
Now I'm getting mad. Well, as mad as a droid can get.
Why me?
Oh boy, that hurts. Not that anyone cares if a droid feels pain.
Now would you look at these scratches?
Look at that, scratches on my finish.
Ha, your deactivation attempt failed!
Ouch
A touch, I do confess it. A veritable ouchie.
I could use a repair droid around now.
Ow.
If I close my eyes maybe this will all go away...
This could end badly. Just as I predicted.
Comments made when droid is idle
I'm sure I'll see you again. Knowing how droids get treated though, you may just avoid me. (contributed by Mystyrys) Said when someone went past us in the starport
Stupid Personality Chip
Comments made when programming the droid
What command again? (when you tell the droid you want to program a command)
Okey dokey. (when droid learns command)
Comments made when droid is hit in combat
Dents make me mad.
Ow!
Comments made when droid is called
Good to see you again.
Comments made when droid is idle
You're leaving? (was said when droid was following me - I assume a PC moved out of sensor range)
So, you have to go? (was said when droid was following me - I assume a PC moved out of sensor range)
See you around. (said when a PC left the droids sensor range)
Prissy Personality Chip
Comments made when programming the droid
Very well, sir. And what word shall I listen for? (when you tell the droid you want to program a command)
Very well sir. Upon hearing that command, I shall endeavor to obey. (when droid learns command)
Comments made when droid is called
Welcome it is a pleasure to see you here.
It is a pleasure and honor to greet you.
It is, as they say, quite nice to see you, sir.
It is good to see you sir.
Greetings! May I be of assistance?
I'm honored to see you here.
Comments made when droid is hit in combat
My pain receptors are overloading...
Oh dear. That might need to be buffed out.
If that is the best you can do, you need further training.
Comments made when droid is idle
Farewell (said when a member of my guild moved out of sensor range)
A pleasure indeed to see you before me. (said when I had returned to within my droid's sensor range)
Good to see you, sir. (said when I had returned to within my droid's sensor range)
Ta ta for now! (was said when droid was following me - I assume a PC moved out of sensor range)
Ta ta, then (was said when droid was following me - I assume a PC moved out of sensor range)
